Dan the man

there once was a man named Dan

Dan likes squirrels, gnomes and

onions that have not been in the refrigerator.

(photo borrowed from facebook)

he traveled to the great state of KS to visit his friend Lucas

Lucas brought Dan to Indianapolis (street)

(on a Monday)

There was food.

(and even some fire)

Hippirate met Stewie

and Dan told a story about a stuttering turtle

there was a captive audience, who continued to laugh

(and laugh, and laugh, and laugh)

and finally the story ended.

with a very good moral.